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JUNGLECAR by Frocto

A large, red 4WD with the license-plate reading WRIGGLE.

Passive (Catch A Ride): Friendly champions gain increased movement speed while near JUNGLECAR. This encourages AP mids to gank alongside JUNGLECAR.

Q (Sick Jump): JUNGLECAR lays down a sweet ramp. In addition to slowing enemies around it, he can also drive into it to leap over terrain and obstacles. JUNGLECAR deals an AOE explosion upon landing that slows enemies. Take one level for ganking lanes and evading enemies in the jungle. Maybe has special quote if he jumps over Fizz's ultimate.

W (4WD): While moving through grassy areas such as the jungle, JUNGLECAR gains 3/6/9/12/15% increased Movement speed.

E (Powerslide): After drawing a vector similar to Rumble/Viktor, JUNGLECAR slides along that vector, slamming into enemies. Max this in jungle for fast clears.

R (MONSTER TRUCK): Junglecar grows 2 times larger for a short duration. Similar to Deadwood in HoN, Junglecar can move through terrain obstacles during this period. Striking enemies while a Monster Truck has an effect similar to Wukong's Cyclone, knocking them up.

The Salamander Who Was Terrified Of The Water

Ross Howell, aged 7

One sunny day near a swamp there was a funny Salamander who wouldn't go into the water because he was too scared. Night fell and he thought about going in the water. In the morning he saw his friend.

"What are you doing here so early?" said the Salamander.

"Why are you out of the water?" said his friend. "Your skin will dry out."

Just then, his skin did start to dry up. His friend said, "Hop in the water."

"Okay," he said and jumped into water. "I'll never be scared of water again, okay, friend."

So that proves that a Salamander's real home is in the water. Sometimes they can come out but have to return to the water.

I hate Necampervan.

"A long story. And unpleasant. I'm stuck with Slithe. Do you believe in aliens, Blood?"
Bob was taken aback by the question. He stammered, "Well, you know, I, er..." But his lack of conviction went unnoticed. Slithe was getting into gear:
"They're here!", he whispered, waving his cane toward the video game. Then looking Blood right in the eye, he thundered, "They're here! Pac Men are reproducing in millions! They actually exist, do you hear me!"
Bob-Blood reeled in shock.
The old man suddenly stood up and left the bar. Bob was too stunned to stop him. That was the last he ever saw of Charles Darwin.

It took six years, but I have finished writing a complete, extensively-tested generic rpg system book.

Lovely person we met on LoL

Welp, I watched all the Saw movies at last. Saw 1 is a legitimately good movie, Saw 2 and Saw 5 are just barely alright and all the others are painfully terrible shit.

Well, I beat Sonic Colors today, it was pretty neat. Very short and recycled bosses for some reason, but it was hella fun anyway. Everyone was charming, and Sonic was a douche like he's meant to be.

I like my women like I like my paper towels: thick and thirsty.

So for my marketing class, I had to write a THREE MINUTE SPEECH on the meaning of the phrase, "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door."

This is perhaps the most pointless, waffly trash I've ever written, so it is preserved here forevermore.

( Total drivel from here on )